He was a man of peace
He was strangely attractive
He had exceptional vigor
He was surprisingly conciliatory, sensitive and warm.
He loved children
Landlords all remembered him for his civility and pleasant disposition
He devoured the books of three public libraries
He dreamt fleetingly of becoming a Benedictine monk.
He had an inner strength and was guided by his spirit and his instincts
His intellectual curiosity was limitless.
His thirst for knowledge was unquenchable
At no stage in his life did he spend anything on himself
He wrote poetry
He believed deeply in God
At midnight he would interrupt his work and prepare the food for his dog
It was an entirely natural thing for him to stop his car and share his food with young cyclists along the road.
He had deep blue eyes that many found bewitching
He could not bear to eat meat, because it meant the death of a living creature.
The very clarity of his reasoning made everything obvious.
He knew far more than thousands of diploma-decorated academics
You can read more about this dude here: http://library.flawlesslogic.com/enigma.htm
(all the above are from the article in the link)
IANO? Hitler? Jesus?
ReplyDelete(I have no idea because the link was blocked by Barracuda firewall for "Intolerance and Hatred".)
I love that your guesses are Hitler and Jesus.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember Jesus driving a car...
Jesus had a Hot Rod.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't sure until I read the bit about fancy shoes and enjoying hair-braiding...so clearly it's Hoagy, right?
ReplyDeleteHoagy has a hot rod?
ReplyDelete4 ounces?
Waitasec, if Jesus has a hot rod (and four ounces) and Hoagy has a hot rod (and four ounces)...are you saying Hoagy is Jesus?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to need some time to digest this...in every picture I've ever seen of Jesus, he had very un-fancy sandals on...
Rope-a-dope!
ReplyDeleteGiven IANO's Hitler obsession, the choice was fairly obvious...
ReplyDeletebut admit it -- most of you thought these attributes could also apply to Leonard Cohen.
Yes, even you. You know who you are...
-- Lamont "Tea And Oranges" Cranston
Lamont:
ReplyDeleteAre those tea and oranges all the way from China?
p.s.
Hitler would've loved Suzanne...everyone does.
This here blog's clearly about me! Ahm honored, IANO...I'll share mah next possum with ya.
ReplyDeletewas he ornery too?
ReplyDeleteWhen he invaded Poland...he was having a right ornery day!
ReplyDeleteOn second reading...
ReplyDeleteIt makes sense that this was Hitler.
Anyone who(m) landlords love has gotta have Nazi tendencies.
-- Lamont "Renter In Perpetuity" Cranston