Other things I could have spent the $202.90 on

a) 204 Reeses Cups

b) 5.8 year subscription to The National Geographic

c) Pair of shoes like the Hoag wears

d) 8 spins of the roulette wheel.

e) 4 tanks of gas

f) 256 Taco Bell tacos. (this one is a killer)

g) Nothing for G

h) 144 roundtrips to and from work on the Mass Pike (or a shitload of pennies to throw at Turnpike Jay)

i) Vintage copy of Mein Kampf with dustjacket

j) a couple of ipods

k) Most of the Beatles catalog

l) 4 tickets to the Red Sox game

m) 67 non-damaging car washes

n) 28 glasses of red wine at a decent restaurant.

o) 405 McDonald's Apple Pies (they're running a two for a buck special) (This one hurts)

p) A special present....just for you.

q) a donation to the Republican party

s) 11 pairs of Capri Pants

t) 21 movie tickets

u) 29 movie tickets during the day

v) 2 (possibly three) large popcorns at said movie theatre
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wxyz) a hooker that will screw me better than the damn auto mechanic that fixed my antenna