Hello,
I hope my message meets you in a good condition, it's my pleasure to write you this message because I want us to establish a long lasting relationship that will lead to marriage. I am looking for someone who can commit to a long term relationship and who is willing to work through all the "stuff" that life presents and I hope age or race will not be a barrier to us. Would you please tell me more about yourself.
Nybol
**Kisses***
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
For a limited time!
People are happy.
There is a bounce in the step.
You can see it on folks.
Life is good...McRibs are back!
A rib shaped piece of pork smothered in bbq sauce? (get them without the pickles and onions)
Anyhow...Here are a few McRib conversations from home:
::just coming in with a few McRibs:::
ME: "BIG NEWS!!! McRibs are BACK!! Would you like one!!???"
WIFEY: "No."
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::A few days later::
ME: "So, are all of your friends talking about McRibs?"
WIFEY: "No."
Friday, October 22, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Punks on da bridge.
Ever been driving down the highway when you see a school bus filled with kids and they wave to you?
And you wave back?
Kinda makes you feel good for some reason.
This morning I'm tooling down the Pike when I see four punks on the bridge up ahead.
They look like they're giving drivers a hard time. One of them is hanging on the chainlink safety fence.
I get closer. Unlike the school bus filled with kids, I decide to give them the finger.
I'm not sure why I decided to do that.
I put my middle finger right up on my windshield and gave it to them! I almost snarled at them. Somehow they pissed me off. I have no idea why.
And then I got closer.
My finger still being given.
And I noticed it was a Dad with his three kids. The one hanging on the chainlink fence was actually just the youngest kid being held up by his Dad.
And you wave back?
Kinda makes you feel good for some reason.
This morning I'm tooling down the Pike when I see four punks on the bridge up ahead.
They look like they're giving drivers a hard time. One of them is hanging on the chainlink safety fence.
I get closer. Unlike the school bus filled with kids, I decide to give them the finger.
I'm not sure why I decided to do that.
I put my middle finger right up on my windshield and gave it to them! I almost snarled at them. Somehow they pissed me off. I have no idea why.
And then I got closer.
My finger still being given.
And I noticed it was a Dad with his three kids. The one hanging on the chainlink fence was actually just the youngest kid being held up by his Dad.
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
Butternut Squash Ravioli
MIKE THE SERVER: "So have you decided what you'd like?"
ME: "Ummm...I think I'll try the Butternut Squash Ravioli."
MIKE THE SERVER: "Why are you ordering a ladies meal?"
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Saturday, October 09, 2010
Friday, October 08, 2010
Helicopters
GUY: "Do you have any helicopters?"
ME: "Hmmmm....let me check."
GUY: "The kind that fly."
ME: "Hmmmm....let me check."
GUY: "The kind that fly."
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
Wifey Likes My Shirt!
WIFEY: "I like that shirt on you. Except for the way it fits you on your hump."
Monday, October 04, 2010
The Jesus Cookbook Guy
I just had a sales guy/cult member in the shop that was trying to sell me Jesus books (and cookbooks)
Here is part of that conversation:
JESUS CULT SALES GUY: "...and always remember, Jesus loves you!"
ME: "He should."
Here is part of that conversation:
JESUS CULT SALES GUY: "...and always remember, Jesus loves you!"
ME: "He should."