I Ain't No Oprah

I hate them. They're never funny.

So yesterday I'm in The Mall when I spot a Ticketmaster booth. (Hmmmm.....that's a good idea) Maybe I'll get a couple of tickets...

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(Most stores tend to offer Fresh Meats. Wal-Mart seems to like Reagan era surplus frozen meat)

Let's take a look at this snack. Clearly it's trying to be something for everyone. It's baked! So it must be healthy! It's w...

The type of merchandise a store carries usually tells a lot about the type of customer that shops there. I went into Wal-Mart yesterday. A f...

I'm at a family Christmas party last night. Here is part of a conversation: --- GIRL COUSIN: "Do you have a vulva?" ME: "...

To get to the other side.

Outside his home, with his wife, shot down. Here we have him performing with the great Doris Day.

For years and years and years the fear was there. I was afraid. Monsters. And then they were gone for a few weeks. Scared. Then BAM!... they...

ME: "That's good that you were able to get this many people together that like over-cooked pasta."

I guess Jodie Foster directed Mel in some movie called The Beaver slated for release next year. Here is a sentence from a new article about ...

So the other day my youngest daughter bought her first car. A used one. Here is a mash-up of text and actual conversations that have since t...