I Ain't No Oprah

ME: "I wish you had a tail." DAUGHTER:  "Me too."

I'll tell you what's wrong...that's Radar O'Reilly from the tv series M*A*S*H. It takes place during the Korean "WA...

I've probably blogged about this topic before. Deal with it. --- About an hour ago I walk out back and see a kid sitting on the ...

So a guy comes in the other day and asks for a very specific porn comic book.  (He's been in before. I like him) He clearly knew what ...

Democrats!!

I didn't.

...thought it thru.

....the whole joke comes out backwards!!!

...with this already.

...might be lying.

I'm lying.

I will be posting a new blog entry every 40 seconds.

So yesterday I did a post about the Post Office having a sign on their door that said THANKS FOR VISTING. Now I'm in Door Sign Spot...

I'm at the post office this morning and I notice this sign on the door: THANK YOU FOR VISTING! I wasn't visting. I was mailing a...

So the other night I'm sitting in the family room eating my dinner. I was sitting in 'my chair'. Next to the chair is a small ...

A customer comes in today and tells me some of the bad stuff that's been happening to him. He mentions that at least he will be able t...

So two guys going out to dinner automatically makes them gay, correct? Well, that's the vibe that me and Hoag seem to give off. It h...

So the other day I get home and make a few hotdogs for dinner. Afterwards I saunter over to give Wifey a hug (or something) Here is t...