On each side of my bed is an end table with a clock on it. My wife usually gets out of bed about three hours before I do and sometimes I'll be facing her side of the bed when I want to know what time it is, but I can't see the clock because her pillow blocks my view.
So I'm left with two choices....roll over and look at MY clock or move her pillow so I can see HER clock.
The soldiers in Iraq enlisted knowing full well they could go to war. I had no idea my view would be blocked if I got married.
(I'm thinking of putting a clock on the ceiling)
Maybe you could get a helper monkey to move the pillows out of the way for you.
ReplyDeleteOr, to roll you over.
Or, to wear a watch and tell you what time it is.
Gosh, I'm chock full of helpful ideas today!
This is why I stay underwater.
ReplyDeleteNo snakes in planes, no helper monkeys. It's a better place to be.
He can't wear a watch to bed - what if he woke up with his arm under the pillow or something? The horror!
ReplyDeleteI vote for helper monkeys; I'll even chip in. What's a helper monkey go for these days, anyways?
I dunno...probably not much. I don't think the monkeys have unionized yet.
ReplyDeleteRight, then. I'll give them a call this afternoon:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org/
Same link, only smaller, in case blogger goofs the other one up:
tinyurl.com/2rov4
Dear PWDONZ,
ReplyDeleteMaybe my wife can just start sleeping without a freakin' pillow.
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ReplyDeleteThis is why x-ray vision is the best superpower.
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