BAD JOKE:
Two elephants are sitting in a bathtub when the first one asks the second one to "Please pass the soap."
The other elephant responds: "No soap, radio."
GOOD JOKE:
Joe Barbera (1/2 of the famed cartoon team of Hanna-Barbera) died the other day. The funeral procession will consist of just driving by the same three building for a half an hour on a Saturday morning.
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Whatcha got?
Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
ReplyDeleteThe other screams, "AAAH! Talking muffin!"
Worst joke I know...and I crack up every damn time.
Bad joke:
ReplyDeleteA guy walks into a bar and says "ouch".
Horrible joke:
What's 18 inches long and makes women cry?
Crib death
Why do they have hot water at births?
ReplyDeleteIn case of stillbirth there can be soup!
My muffin joke is sick? Yer weird.
ReplyDeleteI said 'You guys'
ReplyDeleteAre you a guy?
Cuz we all suspect you are...
What about the dyslexic blonde who walked into a bra?
ReplyDeleteA baby seal walks into a club.....
ReplyDeleteOne snowman says to the other "Hey, do you smell carrots?"
I went to the doctors and there was a guy there with celery sticking out of one ear and broccolli stuck in his nose...and the doctor said,"I know what your problem is...you're not eating right."
ReplyDelete"Are you a guy?
ReplyDeleteCuz we all suspect you are..."
I set you up with that easy line on purpose...Merry Christmas!
By the way, I didn't get the Hanna-Barbera joke.
ReplyDeleteDoes that make me retarded?
(Cake: This is MY Christmas gift to IANO)
You see in an old Flinstones (or other Hanna Barbera cartoon) whenever someone was running they would always run by the same three buildings...over and over and over again.
ReplyDeleteIt cut down on animation costs.
Now do you get it?
You were supposed to simply say "Yes."
ReplyDeleteAs in "Yes, you're retarded."
But instead I got a doctoral dissertation on "Cost Cutting Techniques Employed by the Hanna Barbera Animation Studios: A Case Study In Corporate Streamlining."
Scrooge. See of I give YOU another Christmas gift.
"I know you are but what am I?"
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