Well, Christmas is over!
So much stuff packed into a couple of days. What is blog worthy? My kids were nervous over everything they said thinking I might make fun of them (NEVER!)
Do I mentioned drunken relatives? Or lame gifts?
Nope.
The post Christmas blog award goes to Wifey.
For no particular reason she just fell down. She tried to downplay it by saying stuff like : "Don't you ever fall down?" (NO) and "I just lost my balance...no big deal" (it was)
Well, guess what? It is a big deal when you're her age and you start falling down for no real reason. She could break a hip or something.
I think she's 'on the way out'. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'll be taking applications come springtime.
Women only please.
gives new meaning to the phrase "Break a leg!"
ReplyDeletemy pj's at Waffle House family christmas breakfast was the bomb!!
You ate breakfast in PJs at Waffle House on Christmas?
ReplyDeleteDid you fall down?
read about it
ReplyDeleteand NO I did NOT fall down.
ReplyDeleteYou elderly women can never be too careful.
ReplyDeleteyou will SO pay for that comment :)
ReplyDeleteand they don't have pancakes at the "WAFFLE HOUSE" hence the name???
If there's really such a thing as karma...you'll stand up from the couch tonight and go right down on your butt, for no reason.
ReplyDeleteOh, I hope Wifey has a camera handy!
So you're hiring??!
ReplyDeleteMy bags are packed!
ReplyDeleteBut, but, but,...they have Waffles at the Pancake House
ReplyDelete"But, but, but,...they have Waffles at the Pancake House"
ReplyDeleteNot for much longer. Bush is proposing legislation to fix that loophole...I'm surprised you missed that.
All Pancake legislation has to cross my desk before it becomes law.
ReplyDeleteOr didn't you know that?
Oh that legislation already crossed your desk...sometime on Christmas Eve. You saw it was from Bush and just rubber-stamped it in between handfuls of cookies.
ReplyDeleteNice work, I hope you're proud of yourself!
They do not have pancakes at the Waffle House. They have "scattered, covered and smothered."
ReplyDeleteAnd the REALLY GOOD Waffle Houses have a jukebox with at least a dozen Waffle House songs on it, including "Waffle House Christmas."
-- Lamont Cranston
James Brown was a Waffle Machine!
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to understand the problems your wife eluded to, some blogs ago...
ReplyDelete"Alluded"
ReplyDeleteWho has 'ludes?
ReplyDeleteNow I want goddamn waffles AND pancakes.
ReplyDeleteYou people are just cruel.
\\Now I want goddamn waffles AND pancakes.//
ReplyDeletejust like Cake...wanting their waffles and pancakes AND eating them too!! :)
Dear Waffle House:
ReplyDeleteBite me.
Love,
Cake
Cake getting a bit stingy....always wanting to have cake and eat it too.
ReplyDeleteBack to this application: So wonder what's the main job duty?
makin' pancakes.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of a lowlife would talk about their FAMILY MEMBERS on thier blog?????
ReplyDeleteUmmmm. Nevermind.
But we MUST be telepathetic or something, because my girls and I were sharing "falling down" stories just last night...
Is that a euphemism??
ReplyDeleteOf course, I mean...is "makin pancakes" a euphemism, not "falling down."
ReplyDeleteThough I suppose "falling down" could be one, too...
So do I have to make sausage with the pancakes too? or is that YOUR Duty?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you want just women only?
ReplyDeleteWhen I fall down it is usually because of 1 of 2 things...
ReplyDelete1. I was pushed....
2. I want someone to jump on top....
No "pancakes" for you. No "waffles" either. You're coming with me.
ReplyDeleteCan I have sausage?
ReplyDeleteok WHO IS Donna??? it's creeping me out!
ReplyDeleteAnunomess,
ReplyDeleteLove the ads where they have a bunch of old folks sitting on the edge of the Grand Canyon in their wheelchair/scooter thingys. They're all one little forward/reverse mistake from doing a Thelma & Louise.