I love Jesus more than a pan full of brownies because:
1. Jesus could walk on water...brownies just sit in a pan.
2. Jesus had the power to heal....brownies just sit in a pan.
3. Jesus built a big tower so folks could babble....brownies just sit in pan.
4. Jesus could turn water into Merlot....brownies just sit in pan.
5. Jesus built an ark and saved all the animals from something....brownies just sit in a pan.
6. Jesus parted the Red Sea thus helping someone do something....brownies just sit in a pan.
7. Jesus invented 12 decibels thus giving us stereo music....brownies just sit in a pan.
8. Jesus had a baby and had the chutzpah to name him Baby Jesus....brownies just sit in a pan.
9. Jesus had a hot 'virgin' mom....brownies just sit in a pan.
10. Jesus taught about peace, love, and understanding (or was that Elvis Costello?)....brownies just sit in a pan.
And that is why I love Jesus more than brownies*
*I lied. I like brownies better...especially with walnuts.
Don't forget that Jesus won't gunk up your teeth and require milk to wash down.
ReplyDeleteNote: Adult week is over folks. Don't read too deeply into my post.
It's Jesus and food week.
ReplyDeletedo you love jesus more than cookies???
ReplyDeleteFor a second there, I was worried you'd taken a bad blow to the head on the way to work. I was about to call 911.
ReplyDeleteNow, what I want to know is...did you bring enough brownies to share with the rest of the blog? Because if you didn't, that just makes you a brownie tease.
Do you love Jesus more than Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?
ReplyDeleteYou're allowed to love soap more than you love me...I like my followers to smell nice.
ReplyDeleteEat me
ReplyDeleteDear Mrs Bacon Ace,
ReplyDeleteI love your cookies more than Jesus and Brownies combined (which is actually a pretty funny visual....Why is Jesus covered in brownies?)
I call your cookies Jesuscookies cuz the heal my hunger and give me faith and love and sugar and stuff.
I'm eating a cookie right now. It has frosting, as well! Yum.
ReplyDeleteFrosted cookies bring me great great joy. What'd jesus ever give me?
"I love your cookies more than Jesus and Brownies combined (which is actually a pretty funny visual....Why is Jesus covered in brownies?)"
ReplyDeleteSee when you said "combined" I was picturing some mad genetics experiment gone wrong. Some sort of fudgy fleshed deity with walnut eyes.
PS: I don't drink or do drugs.
Okay everyone favorite cookie? (total hijack!)
ReplyDeleteMe? Peanut butter with chocolate chunks.
The ones that come in that round tin from Mrs Bacon Ace.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to defer to your cousin for retribution....
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmm Brownies!!!!!!! I love Brownies with 'substance' in them.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to go with chocolate chip as my favourite cookie...mmmmm.
ReplyDeleteThough, honestly, I don't think I've ever met a cookie I didn't like.
...mmmm popcorn brownies
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the part about my dying on the cross to save you all from your own sins. That's gotta be right up their with brownies (even the ones with chocolate pudding added to the mix).
ReplyDeleteRonald Reagan was actually Jesus!?
ReplyDeleteFav cookie? I might actually have to say that chocolate chip cookie dough is my favorite "kind" of cookie.
ReplyDeleteJesus is allergic to walnuts.
ReplyDeleteIt says so. Right there in that really Good Book his buddies wrote. On one of the pages.
Just warnin ya. If He comes around again, just don't offer him a pan of brownies with walnuts or you're going to be in BIG trouble.
And bacon ace,
ReplyDeleteDo NOT offer him peanut butter cookies, even with chocolate chunks in them.
He might just die again, get resurrected, and be REALLY pissed off.
Cause that would make it TWO times that He died and got resurrected, and to be honest, that would kinda piss me off too.
2 points to that Bemis:
ReplyDelete1)Don't worry, nobody get's my PB cookies. So I'm safe there.
2) Even if I did accidentally kill Jesus with peanut butter it would be 2000 years later that he comes back. I'll (probably) be dead by then anyway, but thanks for lookin' out.
I like brownies with hash in them! and not corned beef hash either!
ReplyDeleteJesus died on Calvary, and was laid in His tomb. After three days He rose, came out of His tomb, saw His shadow, ran back inside and gave us six more weeks of winter.
ReplyDeleteBrownies never played any dirty tricks like that. I like brownies