I Ain't No Oprah

LITTLE BROWN GIRL: "Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! It's George Lopez!!" LARGE BROWN MOM: "No, Honey...that's Ronald Reagan....

ME: "Why don't you join me and Wifey on Saturday night?" KAREN: "Saturday night is date night." WIFEY: "Come al...

Happy Birthday, Sparkle!

LADY: "Hi...do you have a big snake?" ME: "No."

ME: "This hot chick came in the store the other day and started hitting on me." DAUGHTER: "She was probably just trying to ge...

So Michael J Fox guest starred on the last episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. At one point in the episode Michael proceeds to give Larry a can...

It's September 11th and I'm gonna tell you a little story about this September 11th. Does it tie in to that infamous Sept. 11th ten ...

The above picture is on cnn.com today. The headline for the picture is: LIBYA FIGHTERS ATTACK GADHAFI STRONGHOLD The picture shows a guy wit...

Everybody has their story. Their memories Their loss. Here is my loss from that day. It was a Tuesday. Gorgeous day. Not a cloud in the sky....

So I'm at a restaurant the other night and I want the salt. So I reach over to grab the "salt shaker" and it's one of thos...

This was going to be a post about not watching TV for over thirty hours because of the "hurricane" that caused our power to go...

The iPhone. The most beautiful thing ever made. I said ever. It's sleek. It's smooth. It's Halle Berry wrapped u...