I Ain't No Oprah

Think what you want about him, missing WMDs, and his Iraq stuff, I don't much care. It ain't the point of today's blog. What I ...

It's amazing this has gone on for as long as it has. It's disgusting ! We should be up in arms protesting! There should be billboard...

The following items didn't quite have enough ooomph for an entire blog devoted to them. 1. This morning I saw one of my favorite custome...

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There is a fairly nice restaurant within walking distance of my house. So a few weeks ago I was there by myself while Wifey was away with t...

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First I wish for for $750,000. No wait, make it $1,000.000 Wait, forget that. ::GENIE VOICE:: "Your wishes have been granted." Cra...

I'm officially old. An old man trapped in a young mans body. This morning I drove at least ten miles on the Mass Turnpike with my left d...

1. First off, I'd saddle up all of these grandmas and ship their asses out of Boston. 2. Then I'd take that Coney Island Maniac, Ju...

Not really. But were gonna anyhow. 1. "It's like doin' the dishes!" 2. "I'll pops ya one!" 3. "The Alam...

So the other day I'm on Verizon's website looking at phones and they have this wonerful site. Easy to browse. Clear cut instructions...

I'm filling out this online order the other day and 'they' asked for my phone number. So I typed in my phone number. 1-111-111-1...

Back in the 1960s there was a popular rock and roll band in England called the Beatles. Imagine if they were Americans and sang about baseba...

Dear Serial Killers, What the hell is going on with you guys? You've been slacking BIG TIME in the creative department lately. Which one...

Because Bacon Ace demanded it! He did. Really. You know the rules...make a sentence using these letters as the first letter of your words. T...

Years ago this gal lived next door to me and we were the best of friends. Always laughing and having fun. Maybe even a slight crush. She mov...

So the other day the NAACP (National Association of African-American People) had a mock funeral and 'buried' the N-word. Really. (I...

Why I've never divorced my wife: Came home last night to two large stacks of buttermilk pancakes. And butter. (the butter wasn't in...

So today I'm coming into work and it's raining fairly heavy when I notice this woman pushing a stroller with a child in it. Now this...

Everybody has stress. In the last few months I've had a lot. Moving my business is WAY stressful and I thought it was finally done. But...