I Ain't No Oprah

Looks like it's just about time to delete some slackers.

Sometimes I sell stuff on ebay. In my listing I mention that I will only ship to the US. So unless you want us to go all Hitler on you...STO...

>Somalia’s hardline Islamist group al Shabaab is cracking down on residents who do not follow a strict form of Sharia Islamic law, now pu...

Balloon trapped in well! (Someone else made that joke (hoax) up)

Helium filled boy-less balloon floats!!! World stunned! (Parents name boy FALCON...WORLD STUNNED!)

TEXT CONVERSATION WITH WIFEY AND ME: ME: "Woof!" WIFEY: "Huh?" ME: "Hi." WIFEY: "I'll be home...

So this guy (pissboy) comes into my shop today and loudly proclaims: "EVERY TIME I COME IN HERE I HAVE TO PISS!!" I just looked at...

THE BIRTH CONTROL PILL: It ushered in the 1960s sexual revolution and gave women control over their own fertility. But the Pill may also hav...

Friends and family, I would guess that many of you are getting tired of me "talking" about my son, Adam, but this Saturday would h...

So the other day Wifey leaves before I wake up and puts a note on the counter that says 'I Love You' Very nice. When I get home that...

10) He's a man. 9) He's a man. 8) He's a man. 7) He's a man. 6) He's a man. 5) He's a man. 4) He's a man. 3) He...

BACON ACE: "I didn't name my i-Touch after your wife...I named it after your Mother." ---------- MAN: "Why haven't yo...

ME: "I love you more than spaghetti and meatballs." DAUGHTER: "I love you more than pizza." (And if that doesn't bri...

So we go to see U2 last night. In concert. (I had to mention 'in concert' so you didn't think we just hungout with them) So anyh...

There is a poll on cnn.com today. 'Would you like to have 3-D TV' A simple question. The answer choices are: Yes No ------------ 63%...