I Ain't No Oprah

Because Bacon Ace demanded it! He did. Really. You know the rules...make a sentence using these letters as the first letter of your words. T...

Years ago this gal lived next door to me and we were the best of friends. Always laughing and having fun. Maybe even a slight crush. She mov...

So the other day the NAACP (National Association of African-American People) had a mock funeral and 'buried' the N-word. Really. (I...

Why I've never divorced my wife: Came home last night to two large stacks of buttermilk pancakes. And butter. (the butter wasn't in...

So today I'm coming into work and it's raining fairly heavy when I notice this woman pushing a stroller with a child in it. Now this...

Everybody has stress. In the last few months I've had a lot. Moving my business is WAY stressful and I thought it was finally done. But...

We salute you my friend! Thank you for making America proud once again. ::raises glass in Joey Chestnut's direction:: How fitting it hap...

With this being the 10th anniversary of 9/11 I think we should all, just for a moment, remember that tragic day when they blew up the Indepe...

Radar Love by Golden Earring. I'm right. You're wrong.

I saw that movie over the weekend and wondered what future sequels might be called. 1. Die Die Die, Hard Hard Hard 2. Die? Hardly. 3. The...

So I'm down at the Ku Klux Klan Korner Kandy Shoppe and here is what I see on the shelves: 1. Chunky 'Ho 2. Bit O' Guinea 3. Mas...

A story in the paper (online) tells about 20 headless bodies found in Baghdad. Which of course raises some questions: 1. Why were these head...

...and it's starting to scare me.

If you don't know what the Esplanade is....google it. It's in the Boston area. So anyhow, it seems there was some kinda attack on a ...

Well, it seems my premonition was spot on.

I have a premonition. Liz Claiborne (the fashion icon )will die this week.

So last night buddy nite is winding down and the waiter brings the dessert for me, The Blonde, and the Hoag. Some kinda chocolate thing with...

Do I know she loves me more even though she talks to my wife more? Nope. Do I know she loves me more even though she cuddles with my wife mo...

So the big news the other day was that Wal-Mart wants to change their image from a hillbilly department store to a different kind of hillbil...

When in doubt, use the tired 'if the Beatles sang about' premise. 1. Lucy in the Sky with Hexagons 2. Hexagon Shexagon 3. I am the H...