I Ain't No Oprah

I went last night...here is all you need to know. THE PLAYERS: (This isn't all of them...just the most clever) Crazy Dukes Iron Maidenfo...

So last night I decide to pop in the dvd of Chicago I've had kicking around. Richard Gere, Catharine Zeta-Jones, Renee Zellwiger. Dancin...

Ever hear of Hermann Goering? Well, he was one Hitler's most trusted and how shall we say it...most flamboyant of Generals. He liked to ...

From the AP wire services: "PRAGUE, Czech Republic (Aug. 24) - Leading astronomers approved historic new planet guidelines Thursday -- ...

I think all sane people can agree that Frito Brand Corn Chips are the quintessential salted snack food (followed closely by Mister Salty Pre...

These are all true things, but by themselves aren't quite worthy (HA!) of a complete blog. 1. I had to borrow a formal winter coat from ...

So back in the 1980s me and The Hoag go down to New York City for some secret mission and while down there we decide to go see Rodney Danger...

I don't usually like to talk about my daughters on this blog because it could get creepy but I'll tell this short story anyhow. Yest...

I aint feeling too well this morning. Last night I had way, way, WAY too much riboflavin. Tonight I'm going to a party and I can already...

I thought today would be a good time to tell this story. The New York Yankees are in Boston this weekend for 5 gigantic games (actually the ...

It can only be a matter of days before the police catch the real killer of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.

Just a short and to the point tirade against Ted Kennedy. Free health care. People love that they might get free health care. Ted Kennedy...

My wife doesn't read this blog every day (retard), but every month or so she sits down and reads like 20 or 30 posts in a row (retard).....

So I mentioned that me and Hoag used to sell stuff at Star Trek conventions. Here is another story because a gal from New Zealand demanded i...

So yesterday I decide to finally watch Oliver Stone's JFK starring Kevin Costner. Fantastic movie about JFK's assassination and the ...

Other than robbery victims I'm guessing that most people that get murdered are jerks. Why else would someone want to kill them? Bonnie B...

With today being the 5th anniversary of 9-1-1, I remembered. Because who could forget? Who could forget that cloudy Thursday afternoon when ...

The breaking news this morning seems to be that British Intelligence has uncovered a terrorist plot that involves airplanes flying out of Lo...

So one day I'm driving to work and I get this incredible craving for an Almond Joy bar. I call it a Craving Deluxe. I couldn't think...

Just a thought.