I Ain't No Oprah

If you're like me you have read a lot of comic books and have heard of the bible. So here are some famous bible passages mixed in with d...

So I get out of work and rush to the theater to meet Bacon Ace, The Half Bee, and Stu my lawyer (Hoag didn't want to go because he neede...

So this guy comes in my store the other day and here is how the conversation went: HIM: "Hi...do you have any vintage Star Wars action ...

We are about to do the worlds first blog card trick. I want you all to think of a standard deck of 52 cards. They all are all spread out ove...

The story you are about to read is the day political correctness began. Back in the 1980s I would set up at Star Trek and comic book convent...

They speak French, are ruled by England, and protected by the United States. Retards.

So last night I was meeting my wife and another couple at Fenway Park to see my beloved Red Sox and I thought my wife would crack up over my...

Back in the 1970s me and my buddy Hoagy were informed that our Junior High School 'suggested' to our High School not to put us in an...

About six years ago I'm at the Mall looking for the perfect Christmas gift for my wife (This Mall happened to be the only one around wit...

So I'm paying my toll today on the Mass Turnpike when I peer inside the tollbooth and see a notice posted on the wall that was intended ...

I've told this story numerous times....if you've already heard it go do something else. Years ago as teenagers me and The Hoag used ...

Back when I was a teenager I lived in this apartment complex with a nice swimming pool. Spent most of each summer just hangin' out at th...

The 45 second rule: Get to the point in 45 seconds or less or most people just zone out. Never EVER is the 45 second rule more important tha...

Many years ago I'm down at this Indian Casino playing 7-card stud (in 7 card stud there are three cards face down, four face up) and han...

Don't ya just hate her guts? You feel crappy enough just walking into this FilthFactory named Wal-Mart...you certainly don't need Gr...

Back in the so called 'day' there was a VFW post in my neighborhood and somehow (HA!) me and Hoag ended up on the roof of this 2 1/2...

On each side of my bed is an end table with a clock on it. My wife usually gets out of bed about three hours before I do and sometimes I...

So I was at Fenway Park yesterday to see my beloved Red Sox and I decided to write some open letters to some of the folks I saw: Dear Fat Wh...

The big cable/internet/phone company Comcast is now proclaiming that they're COMCASTIC! Is that really something to be proud of? Is anyt...

On the main road into the town I grew up in was this giant flat rock embedded into the hillside. It was probably 25 feet X 25 feet and peopl...