I Ain't No Oprah

I'm sure you're nice. You look spiffy in those acid washed jeans....that orange vest. I love the way your fingers linger in my palm ...

I love people from India. I guess. It's just a different culture. One I don't understand. So maybe I hate them. I guess. It's ju...

Tanned. Rested. Ready to go. Obama? Nah. Wifey? Nah. Maybe a Hoagy story? Nah. I know...a Writer's Block story. Those are always good. T...

>>>>>WASHINGTON (March 19) -- Bowling just isn't President Barack Obama's game. Appearing on "The Tonight Show,...

The oil change. Oh, how we all dread it. It weighs us down. We know what is coming. The horror. We put it off for a few days and then finall...

So this morning I stop by the bank (of America) and get some pennies, dimes, dollar bills, and some quarters. The gal forks over my coin (co...

They all are American and love kids. Or something.

OBAMA: "I'm going to give away almost a trillion dollars and balance the budget without raising taxes!" WIFEY: "You make ...

The other night The Brit called me a 'Jammie Dodger'.

So last night the neighborhood had The Big Hearts Tournament. Maybe 20 of us. (Hearts is a card game...we don't all actually have big he...

>>Lesbians living in South Africa are being raped by men who believe it will 'cure' them of their sexual orientation, a repor...

ME: "You make me laugh." ------- WIFEY: "You make me laugh sometimes."

It's Buddy Night Tonight! It's Buddy Night Tonight! Blonde, Me, and Hoagy too Say Hoagy Do to you. Let's give a rousing cheer, C...

ME: "I'm glad you didn't end up being a pig." WIFEY: "That's a compliment?" ME: "Yes."

The following was in the news today: >>>>>One in seven people believe it is acceptable in some circumstances for a man to hit...

The economy? I think not...all of us are working (except for two well known retired lounge lizards) The War? Are you getting shot at? No. Is...

So yesterday afternoon Cousin Saul makes fun of this blog because it's been stupid lately and he wants more politics (Obama bashing) And...