I Ain't No Oprah

Today's blog was going to be about how Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War and how teachers are overpaid but this came across the wire and ...

1. We don't want candy with razors in them. 2. We don't want one of those litle boxes that contain two...maybe three Milk Duds (Thou...

So yesterday they announce on the radio that this Saturday (TODAY!!) there is going to be a Slobber Knocker and instantly I'm excited! M...

Things always work out for me. Good seats at concerts. The last piece of cake. Refunds from insurance companies. All sorts of small things j...

I watched the debate last night. It had the four candidates for Governor of Massachusetts. I can either vote for: 1. A chick that looks like...

Ever hear me talk about my Cousin Saul? Have I ever mentioned he's retarded? He went to see the movie The Departed yesterday and told me...

Sitting with daughter last night....here is how that went: ME: "Did we TiVo that?" DAUGHTER: "We don't have TiVo" ME...

As you all know my friend Hoagy has one of the world's largest thimble collections. Let's interview him shall we... ME: "So Hoa...

ME: "Have you ever seen such a vibrant maple tree before?" HOAG: "It's absolutely stunning!" ME: "Quick take a ...

Cousin Saul was having a cookout one summer and everyone who was invited was supposed to bring something....a salad, soft drinks, jarts, hot...

So about ten years ago I'm putting together a Christmas stocking for my Mom when I think what a great idea it would be to put in a few g...

So guess who is back in the news? Yup. Mel Gibson. Seems he's out promoting his new movie and he's going on all the shows and rehash...

Today is our 25th wedding anniversary and I would just like to thank my darling wife for 19 wonderful years of marriage.

Yesterday there was a huge earthquake in Hawaii (a group of islands in the Pacific Ocean) and after the earthquake CNN started showing what ...

A few years ago monkeys were all the rage. Folks adored them. And then somehow pirates became the new monkeys and everyone just adored pirat...

ME: ::testing testing one two three testing testing" HOAG: ::taptaptap:: "Is this thing on?" ME: "What thing?" HOAG...

Does anybody else find it odd that a plane just crashed into a building in NYC on the three year, one month anniversary of the Second Annive...

Before I got married I had the quintessential (I needed spell check) bachelor pad. I lived in this huge apartment complex with Roomie. Thoug...

Today's blog was going to be about pirates and bears but then I went into the post office. The guy in front of me bought one stamp. One....

Today's blog was going to be about pirates and bears but then a simple conversation with Wifey changed that. This morning we were discus...