Sunday, May 26, 2013

The Smirk

So I'm doing some Google Image Searches the other day.

I type in SMIRK.

What I thought would be the first hit, WAS the first hit.

I was happy with myself.

So I asked Hoag what he thought would be the first hit.

Hoag instantly gets the correct answer.

I then ask Cousin Saul.

He gets it right in a nano second.

I ask a few male customers.

They don't hesitate. They all get it right.

I get home.

I ask Wifey.

A blank look on her face.

I ask future Wifey.


I ask my daughter.

Blank stare.

I come into work the next day and ask a few more women.

"If you google image search SMIRK what's the first thing that comes up?"

None of them have a clue...mostly lame guesses.

I tell the women the correct answer.

Bruce Willis.

One of them actually says to me "I haven't thought about Bruce Willis in twenty years."


I can't think of a day when I haven't thought of Bruce Willis.

And that my friends is the difference between men and women.



Anonymous said...

You clearly don't have enough to do.

- Toque

Anonymous said...

A wifey and a future wifey -- the women of your town must be pretty desperate. Tragic!

paul howley said...

My version of wifey guessed Jack Nicholson first...then she guessed Bruce Willis.

Anonymous said...

I thought of George Clooney, and that's who I got. My computer must know I'm a girl.

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Anonymous said...

George W. Bush?