Somehow I ended up at a Cyndi Lauper concert last night.
One guy kept rushing the stage. The security would kinda drag him back to his seat.
He would rush it again.
Security would bring him back to his seat.
This went on a handful of times.
Wifey then leans over to me and informs me that Cyndi Lauper is an advocate for retarded people.
Apparently the guy rishing the stage was a retard!
(as am I for attending a Cyndi Lauper concert)
What else do you need to know about the Cyndi Lauper "concert"?
We walked out after the 6th song and demanded our money back.
Why did we walk out?
Because the bitch doesnt stop TALKING!!! We paid to listen to her sing.
You know on the internet someone will claim SOMETHING. IS. THE. WORST. THING. EVER!!?
Well....THIS. WAS. THE. WORST. CONCERT. EVER.