Thursday, August 22, 2013


GUY: "Do you fix toys?"

ME: "No."

GUY: "How about helicopters?"

ME: "No."


paul howley said...

Why did you kick Bob out of your hotel room?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

He wanted to fix my "helicopter".

Cake said...

Coulda been worse...he could've kicked Hoag out.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

If I kicked Hoag out then who would have fixed the helicopter?

Rouge Vert in de Nort' Countree said...

Haw! We can tell yer a Yank, Nopie. Yer average man on the street Canadian can fix toys and helicopters, both.
All we need is some duct tape, and maybe a bit of Krazy Glue.

Beatles said...

Tape Me Do

Happiness is a Warm Glue Gun

Please Mister Paste Man

I'm Happy Just to Duct With You

More Beatles said...

I'm Looking Through You (So I Guess I Need More Tape)

A few more Beatles said...


Fixing a Hole