Thursday, July 24, 2014

BATMAN DAY

CUSTOMER: "Is today Batman Day?"

ME: "No...yesterday was."

CUSTOMER: "What is today?"

ME: "Thursday."

1 comment:

Norbert of the North said...

Customer (a mom): "Do you carry those Muslim balloons?
Me: "Nope."

Mom: "Too bad- the kids like them because Muslim balloons blow themselves up."

Me: "Allah Akbar."
Mom: "Screw you, Jew."