Saturday, February 07, 2015


ANYBODY: "So....what did you do last night?"

ME: "I watched TV."

Simple, right?


Ask someone under 30 what they did.

ME: "What did you do last night?"

A$$HOLE: "I watched Netflix.

(they actually watched some old network show)


Why can't these super cool people just say they watched TV? NETFLIX IS TV!!!!!

You just pay for it!!!

I don't say "I watched HBO."

I watched TV.

Or I could say "I watched a home."

But these NetDix insist on telling you that they watched a movie on NetFlix.

I wish I was cool.

(I have Netflix at home...for the most part it's a bunch of old crap I watched years ago.)

Though I do love watching me some TCM.....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Have I mentioned that I don't have Netflix?

-- Lamont "Technophobia Knows No Year" Cranston