So yesterday I'm in The Mall when I spot a Ticketmaster booth.
(Hmmmm.....that's a good idea)
Maybe I'll get a couple of tickets to a cool show for my daughter.
Here is the conversation at the Ticketmaster booth:
ME: "Hi...may I see a list of upcoming events?"
TICKETMASTER: "Oh, we don't have a list. You'd have to know what you want beforehand for us to search our data base."
ME: "May I please have two tickets to The Beatles at Shea Stadium..."