Thursday, February 02, 2012


So we were watching Rocky last night (Not babysitting for a kid named Rocky, watching a movie named Rocky)


So it's near the end of the movie. Rocky and Apollo Creed are boxers and are duking it out in a championship match.

A vicious battle.

Back and forth.

Face punches.

Body shots.

Blood. Sweat. Tears.

Round 4. Round 8.

Beating the crap out of each other.

12th round. 14th.

The end of the fight.

Rocky has fullfilled his dream...he's gone toe to toe with the champ for 15 brutal rounds.

He looks for his girl in the crowd.

She is making her way thru the stands.

She gets to the ring.

She climbs inside the boxing ring.

She embraces a bloodied Rocky!!

The music swells! The credits rolls.

One of the greatest movies of all time ends.

My heart is pounding.


And then my Wife speaks:

WIFEY: "Stupid."


Stupid Beatles said...

Rocky Racstupid

Madam Obvious said...

Well, that's what you get when you have one of those mail-order Russian brides...not exactly the pick of the litter and all that.

Anonymous said...

So who won- Rocky or the gay guy?

Apollo is gay, right?
Did you watch the flick around Midnighter?

And did they punch out the stupid chick?

Slab of Meatles said...

Yo-Bla-Di Yo-Bla-Da