Monday, December 10, 2012

Do you know what's worse than someone telling you about some dream they had?

It's when someone tells you about a car accident they ALMOST had.

This morning I ALMOST got hit by a car.

The other car was being driven by a non-white women (You'll see why it's important what color she was by the end of this blog post)

I was driving down the street when she pulled out of the bank parking lot and almost hit me.

I had to slam on my brakes.

Everything on my passenger seat flew off and crashed to the floor of my car.

I had a can of Pringles on said seat.

About a 1/3 of them are now broken,

Broken Pringles kinda suck.

3 comments:

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I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Amateur Porn Private,

I've been sued numerous times.

It ends up costing me a small fortune but I still feel compelled to write about Pringles.

Even broken ones.

I have no advice on how not to be ripped off except for:

Put out crappy stuff and nobody will steal from you.

PRINGLES(tm)



LMBS said...

Reading about someone's near accident isn't quite as bad as reading about someone's fake porn virus site!