So I'm driving down the road today when I spot a sign on the side of the road.
WE FIX LAMPS
So I thought to myself: "What would I do if one of my lamps didnt work?"
I'd buy a new one.
It would never occur to me to fix a lamp.
I can see a lamp smashing to pieces if it fell off a table or something....but do lamps ever really stop working?
I've never heard of such a thing.
"Honey! The lamp isn't working again!! Call the repair guy!!"
Two things happen to lamps...
1. They fall on the floor and smash into a million pieces.
2. They work forever.
WE FIX LAMPS guy is probably not wealthy.
He's also pretty lonely.
And what's with the sign saying 'WE'????
Is there really a bunch of guys "fixing" lamps?
A massive building filled with lonely guys not doing anything?
They Fix Lamps.