A short text conversation with my daughter the day before her wedding.

ME: "I wish you had a tail."

DAUGHTER:  "Me too."

What's wrong with this picture?

I'll tell you what's wrong...that's Radar O'Reilly from the tv series M*A*S*H. It takes place during the Korean "WAR". The Korean War was in the 1950s.

So?

Look at the comic book on Radar's lap!! It's an Avengers #60.

Published in 1969!

You are dead to me M*A*S*H.

If man was meant to read on the floor he would have been given wings.

I've probably blogged about this topic before.

Deal with it.

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About an hour ago I walk out back and see a kid sitting on the floor reading one of my books.

I don't mind when people read in here... but for some reason I can't stand it when people sit on the floor and read. GET OFFA MY FLOOR!!

Anyhow...here is the conversation that followed once I spotted him on my floor reading:

ME: "May I get you a pillow?"

HIM: "No thank you! I'm using my jacket."

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Round One goes to the kid.

Porn Comics

So a guy comes in the other day and asks for a very specific porn comic book.  (He's been in before. I like him)

He clearly knew what he wanted.

Here is the conversation:

GUY: "Do you have (porno comic)?

ME: "I'm not sure...let me check."

Then he looks at me.

He has a strange little smile on his face.

A twinkle in his eyes.

GUY:  "DON'T BE JUDGING ME!!"

ME: "If I was going to judge you I would have made fun of your shirt."

GUY:   ::::twinkle in eyes:::

I blame the...

Democrats!!

But...

I didn't.

I should have...

...thought it thru.

And...

....the whole joke comes out backwards!!!

I'm bored...

...with this already.

And I just...

...might be lying.

Unless....

I'm lying.

Due to the Government Shutdown...

I will be posting a new blog entry every 40 seconds.