Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Sue Ze Chapstick (company)

So this guy comes in the other day. Here is the conversation:

GUY: "That chapstick stuff is a scam."

ME: "How do you figure?"

GUY: "They put something in it to make your lips chapped."

ME: "Why would they do that?"

GUY: "So you'll buy more chapstick."


BollWeevilPrime said...

Step 3: PROFIT!

Irritated Addict said...

True story, actually.