Thursday, February 06, 2014

Confession time.

With the recent death of Phillip Seymour Hoffman I think it's about time I come clean about my own addiction to heroin.

I got the monkey on my back.

I'm jonesing for the horse.

I love the fine china...I love the smack.


I don't want no cold turkey for lunch.

Skag. Heat. Pump. Junk. Slink.

On the plus side... my middle name aint 'Seymour'


Cake said...

Nice ain't anywhere near that cool.

VenerableUncleP said...

You planning on dying like a proper junkie?
Sitting on the john with a spike hanging out of your arm?

LMBS said...

Well, at least this explains a lot.

(Philip Seymour Hoffman died?!?)

Cake said...

*bored sigh*

Anonymous said...

*checks date on this post, rolls eyes, twiddles thumbs, taps toe*