With the recent death of Phillip Seymour Hoffman I think it's about time I come clean about my own addiction to heroin.
I got the monkey on my back.
I'm jonesing for the horse.
I love the fine china...I love the smack.
I don't want no cold turkey for lunch.
Skag. Heat. Pump. Junk. Slink.
On the plus side... my middle name aint 'Seymour'