Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Brain Cancer: The New Sex Change
So yesterday was opening day for The Boston Red Sox.
The senior senator from Massachusetts, Ted Kennedy, threw out the first pitch.
Problem is he didn't throw it very far. Estimates are around five feet.
They gave him a mulligan and the next throw was a bit farther (further?)
As you know Uncle Ted has brain cancer.
Why it makes him throw like a girl is beyond me.
Cancer works in mysterious ways.
So does Ted.
SO TO SUM UP:
Red Sox are in first place. Yankees stink. And Ted Kennedy throws like Rose Kennedy.