Saturday, August 04, 2012

Sometimes I'm just gonna swipe a joke from Sarah Silverman.

So this old couple goes to Germany for vacation, and they're doing the whole tour.

And they get into a big fight on the bus, and they go on the tour of Auschwitz and they're not speaking to each other the whole time.

They get back on the bus and the husband says "You were right, I was wrong, I'm sorry."

And she says: "Oh, NOW you're sorry. Now that you ruined Auschwitz for me."


Oberst Schwassman said...

Tour of Germany?
Auschwitz is in Poland, you moron. Call yourself a Nazi, and you don't even know where Auschwitz is?
You probably sent the trains to Cannes.


I Ain't No Oprah said...

It wasn't my was Sarah's.

Cake not signed in said...

But when they arrived in Cannes on time!

Let's try that again said...

But they arrived in Cannes on time!

Schwassmann mit 2 "n's", dumkopf said...

True story: When my two sons went to Israel on a "birthright" tour, part (naturally) included a visit to Yad Vashem, the holocaust museum.

Seems everyone was moping around, when my older guy mentioned that he had a great uncle who died in Auschwitz. One of the guides commiserated, and son volunteered that it really wasn't that big a deal- "Unc was a guard, he got drunk and fell out of a tower."

Son was asked to leave.
Touchy buggers, those museum folk.