Wednesday, September 19, 2012


12 comments:

I Ain't No Oprah said...

10) Your name is Cake.

Paul Schaffer said...

9)You're from Canada

Larry "Bud" Melman said...

8) Hot towel?

Shaddup already! said...

7) You're just a crabby IANO.

No, wait, that's not on topic...

An Anonymous Cake Fan said...

6) I was worried about Cake. I thought maybe she had died, or something.

Religious nut said...

5) God told the blogger to.

Arrrrrrr matey said...

4) It was "Blog Like a Pirate" weekend and Cake stinks at that stuff.

Ms Sell F. DePrecating said...

3) She temporarily ran out of gardening pictures and pet stories.

I like cheese said...

2) Bamboo!

Mission accomplished said...

1) And the number one reason the blog (Cake's) was temporarily shut down is...to piss off and annoy IANO!

Cake half asleep said...

Dear anonymous Cake fan:

I doubt that very much.

But, here, have a tin of maple syrup, a tiny souvenir Canadian flag, this bowl of poutine, and this signed postcard with a picture of an ice-skating Mountie on the front, just in case you really are a "fan."

Love,
Cake

A.C.F. said...

Dear Cake,

I am a "fan," but you can keep your Canadian chachkies for people up there who will appreciate them. In America, our maple syrup comes in bottles, and we're way too cool to eat something called "poutine." And, really, what would I do with someone's used postcard of a pretend police?

Thanks!