Monday, September 17, 2012

Passive meet Aggressive

So Saturday night me and Wifey are coming home from dinner.

It's about 11:00 pm.

All of a sudden a car flies by me and passes me on the right.

On a single lane road.

I'm FURIOUS!

I press my horn down and speed up.

I keep the horn blaring!

Wifey is nervous.

"ARE YOU NUTS?? THEY COULD KILL US!!" she says.

I keep following them with my horn going. I'm right on their tail.

They finally pull over.

I pull over right behind them.

"DON'T GET OUT OF THE CAR! THEY MIGHT HAVE A GUN OR SOMETHING!" she says.

So I sit there. She's probably right. Why get killed just to prove a point?

They are still sitting in their car.

I decide to just go home.

I pull my car back onto the street.

We slowly drive by them.

Wifey turns her head towards them and gives them the finger.

4 comments:

Ticket Booth Guy said...

I think you're getting crabby in your old age.

Doctor Obvious said...

Getting???

John Doe said...

Was the car really flying? Because that would be pretty nifty.

Cake not signed in said...

I find it amusing when there are multiple posts and they're not me being retarded.

But, anyway...so to sum up:

From now on Wifey will be doing the driving?