Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Candy Bar Wrapper Instructions

I have a candy bar.

On the candy bar wrapper it has instructions on how to open it.

I'm pretty sure I would have figured it out without said instructions.

But that's not the funny part about this candy bar wrapper.

This candy bar wrapper has instructions on how to CLOSE said wrapper after opening it.

Hahahahahahahah! HA!

I don't be opening no candy bar wrapper to then want to close it.


Crazy World of Arthur Brown said...

I have a cigarette lighter.
It has a label on it that reads
"Caution: Extinguish flame before returning lighter to pocket or purse."

Somehow I don't think that anyone who needs to be told not to put something that's on fire in their pocket would know what "extinguish" means.

Anonymous said...

I thought you gave up candy for Lent.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I gave up Jennifer for lent...not Candy.

P. D. Cast Texting McBlackice said...

You snootily said you gave up candy ages ago...I knew it would last. You aaaaaalways come around to things, especially the things you're especially opinionated about.

I expect you'll be dating Hoag any day now.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't last, wouldn't last!