So I need something for the shop.
I look online.
Their website keeps timing out on me so I decide to just call them and order on the phone.
First I get the Computer Voice when I call.
I end up shouting at her prompts.
I hate her within seconds.
I get a real live person.
She asks my name.
She asks what she can do for me.
I tell her that I would like to order something.
She asks for my account number.
I tell her that I don't have an account number.
She tells me that she will check anyhow in case I forgot.
I assure her that I've NEVER had an account with them.
She tells me she will check anyhow.
I tell her that I will try somewhere else.