GUY: "There used to be a pawn store around here...do you know where it is?"
ME: "They closed years ago."
GUY: "The man down the street said there is a pawn store right around here."
ME: "He's wrong."
GUY: "It's where the old pawn store used to be."
ME: "There was never a pawn store on this block."
GUY: "Yes there was...I've been in it!"
ME: "You've been in a pawn store here?"
GUY: "Yes, back when they sold videos."
ME: "OH!!!! A Porn store!!!"
GUY: "Yes, that's what I said."