Sunday, March 10, 2013

Menu Antics

Last night we went out to eat with another couple.
One of my favorite things to do in a restaurant is eat.
One of my other favorite things to do in a restaurant is to engage the waitress with stupid.
Here is the conversation after the waitress explained the specials.
WAITRESS:  "So if you have ANY questions about the menu just ask!"
ME: "Where did you get it printed?"
WAITRESS:  :::blinks:::


Little Miss Bright Side said...

At least you don't know for sure if waitresses spit in your food before they bring it out to you. Ignorance is bliss, as they say!

Cake not signed in said...

He probably tips well (for a Republican) to make up for it...then the waitress REALLY feels bad for that thing she did to his food.