Last night we went out to eat with another couple.
One of my favorite things to do in a restaurant is eat.
One of my other favorite things to do in a restaurant is to engage the waitress with stupid.
Here is the conversation after the waitress explained the specials.
WAITRESS: "So if you have ANY questions about the menu just ask!"
ME: "Where did you get it printed?"
WAITRESS: :::blinks:::
2 comments:
At least you don't know for sure if waitresses spit in your food before they bring it out to you. Ignorance is bliss, as they say!
He probably tips well (for a Republican) to make up for it...then the waitress REALLY feels bad for that thing she did to his food.
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