Friday, November 15, 2013

Calcium Dickens

I'm not sure if he's a he.

I'm not sure if he's a private detective.

It could be an illness.

A trendy gluten free meal, perhaps?

Some type of exotic flower?

Maybe Calcium Dickens is replacing someone on The View.

Calcium Dickens might be a ska band for all I know.

I don't really know who or what a Calcium Dickens is.

But if it's a guy and he has a daughter I'm sure her name is Codeine.

Or something.


Cake said...

I never thought I'd live to see the gluten-free diet called "trendy"...oh, humanity!

I think Calcium Dickens might be the new Marvel villain, no?

BollWeevilPrime said...

Calling Dick Tracy! Calcium Dickens on the loose again! Leaving strong bite marks on all things Dickensian!