Thursday, November 14, 2013
So most nights at home Wifey and I watch TV together.
We sit on the same couch. I'm on the good side...she's on the lame side.
She normally controls the remote control for the TV.
Most shows we watch are recorded on our DVR...and we (she) fast forwards through any commercials.
Still with me? (yawn)
The other night we're sitting there on the couch when all of a sudden the remote comes flying in my direction.
Here is the conversation that followed:
ME: "What the heck are you doing!!!???"
WIFEY: "You're sit there every night like a fat cat while I do the remote!!"
ME: "I aint no fat cat!"
WIFEY: "Fat cat."