Monday, November 18, 2013
The Signed Penis
We'll call her TOOTS.
She had a few glasses of wine.
Wifey had a few glasses.
I had a Big Mac and fries.
Here is the conversation:
TOOTS: "Next week I'm getting a signed penis."
ME: "A signed penis?"
TOOTS: "Yes...he keeps taking his time. But I told him I really need it next week."
ME: "Why do you want a signed penis?"
TOOTS: "I've been wanting it for years."
ME: "A signed penis."
TOOTS: "And then I can finally move."
ME: "A signed penis makes you move? "
TOOTS: "Not penis."
ME: "You said 'signed penis'."
TOOTS: "A signed P & S. A purchase and sale agreement on my house."