According to my niece's 5 year old daughter (SHIT! What does that make me? A "Grand Aunt" or something? I'm not ready to be a "grand" anything, thank-you.) you are perfectly rational in your profound hatred of the Yankees.
In terms of everything else about you, she's simply too young to understand.
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What what about Jeter, he's got such sweet eyes. That's why his jersey number is 2; for 2 sweet eyes. How can you hate such a pretty man?
Bacon ace might eat corn the long way...
Nah, they smell funny.
Yankees on a plane
Snakes on a Yankee
According to my niece's 5 year old daughter (SHIT! What does that make me? A "Grand Aunt" or something? I'm not ready to be a "grand" anything, thank-you.) you are perfectly rational in your profound hatred of the Yankees.
In terms of everything else about you, she's simply too young to understand.
He's so defensive about it, I think he must secretly be in love with me.
Poor guy.
Just because Derek Jeter is dreamy doesn't mean I can't still hate him.
::blinkblink, rubs eyes::
Dreamy?? Did you really just say you thought a Yankee was dreamy?!!
Oh my god, I feel nauseous.
Just look at him....you'll know what we mean.
Who's Derek Jeter? Aren't we supposed to hate Johnny Damon?
I'm not dreamy??
Why would I hate Johnny Damon? He helped win me a World Series.
So, if Jeter and Damon both asked you out on a hot date, which one would you pick?
Enquiring minds wanna know.
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