Friday, July 07, 2006

Sharpie, you're dead to me.

Do you know what a Sharpie is? It's a permanent ink marking pen. They're awesome. Or were.

On the side of the pen its states:

NOT FOR LETTER WRITING.

What kinda lame warning is that? Why can't I write letters with it? Is it a law? Will I get cancer?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear IAintNoOprah:

I'm more than just a pen, you know. I have feelings.

Inconsiderate bastard. I'm leaving and you'll never see me again!

-- Sharpie

Cake said...

Dear IAintNoOprah:

The fact that you looked at the pen, thought about it, wrote a fake letter, photographed the fake letter, uploaded it to blogger, and then wrote a whole post about it...well, do I really need to go on?

Sincerely,
Cake

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Cake,

The fact that you looked at the picture of the pen, thought about it, wrote a blog post about said fake letter, again looked at the photographed fake letter, logged on to blogger, and then wrote a whole post reply about it...well, do I really need to go on?

Loser.

Love,
IANO

Cake said...

Dear IANO:

Pfftttt.

Indignantly yours,
Cake

Lois Lane said...

Dear Everyone --

Just got a tip from the guy at the falafel stand. Don't sniff the green Sharpies. They're bad stuff.

Stick to the blue ones. And stay hydrated.

Your pal,
Lois

Anonymous said...

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-nnms

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Fck ff.

Cake said...

Anonymous has clearly been sniffing red Sharpies.

Anonymous said...

Wait what? So it's like kryptonite and the different colors have different effects?