This movie is so painfully bad you should go see it.
I'm not making up the following:
1. Peter Parker dances three different times for no particular reason.
2. There are four songs performed that don't involve Peter dancing.
3. That is a total of 7 musical numbers in a superhero movie.
4. The soft pretzels, 6 tacos, and popcorn chicken I ate were all delicious.
5. If you hear anyone refer to this movie as 'ass', they would be correct.
6. And not even a good looking ass....this movie is a cellulite ridden giant ass. With pimples. And hair all over it.
7. The more I think of this movie the more I hate it. George Bush should attack it.
8. John Kerry should attack it....and then change his mind about attacking it.
9. This movie is the real reason behind global warming. I think.
10. Nothing for #10....oh wait....did I mention this movie blows? (I guess there really was something for number 10.)
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What did you have to drink with the tacos, pretzel and popcorn chicken?
Excellent, you just saved me $10...which I can now spend on lunchtime tacos.
Life is good.
Silly girl....I had lemonade. What else would one drink with said gourmet foods?
True. It's hard to get a nice chianti at the multiplex.
...and fava beans.
It pains me to say it but NoOprah's right about this movie; it blows. I tried desperately to like it, but in the end I had to face the facts.
The painful thing is that I promised to take my little brother and sister to it this coming weekend, not thinking that there'd be any way that I wouldn't want to see it again. How wrong was I?
"Silly girl....I had lemonade. What else would one drink with said gourmet foods?"
Mulk perhaps? Wait, is that milk from the Hulk's teat?
I can just see the new ad campaign! The Hulk with a nice white moustache..."Got Mulk?"
p.s.
You can get good red wine at the theatres here. Neener.
Canada really is the promised land, isn't it?
Yes, yes it is.
Though I might've been fibbing about the red wine thing. Maybe.
The Framingham AMC theatre has one that serves beer and wine.
It's in America.
Thank you for softening the blow by spelling "theatre" like a Canadian. Yer so very thoughtful!
*yawn*
Now Susan does not want to see Spidey 3 because of this blog.
We will probably see SHREK THE THIRD on Saturday, maybe Spidey 3 also, if I get my way, and can stay awake.
We already bough Happy Meal toys of Shrek and Puss In Boots, which ROCK!!!
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