After a long absense Duffy the beat cop is back patrolling my street. Up and down the street he goes. Stopping, and looking, and chatting. And fighting crime.
And what could be a better name for a beat cop than Duffy? I think there was even a comic strip back in the 1940s called....Duffy the beat cop.
So I start to think what a beat cop named Duffys day must be like:
"Yo, Duffy!"
"Duff-a-rino...how's it hangin?"
"Duffy my man!"
"Officer Duffy we're down on our knees....how can ya bust guys with a social disease?"
"Mr. Duffy sir....I slipped in an extra crueller, just for you"
"DUFF!"
::high five:: "Duffy!"
"Hey Duffster...is it hot enough for ya?"
"What's shakin' Cap'in?"
"Ba-bing...how about dem Sox, huh Duffy?"
"Dr. Duff...can I pahk here?"
It must be great to be Duffy.
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I warned Officer Duffy about you-- sure hope he was listening.
I bet Duffy likes used pizza.
Last week was pretty exciting; Duffy had to break up some Battle Dancing down by the Watch Factory.
Oh my gosh! An officer Krupke reference!!! Are you telling me that there is a theatre fan reading IANO?...It's a sign of the apocolypse.
It makes me want to jazz-dance-rumble with the Jets or the Sharks!
Aren't we all theatre fans? Deep inside?
Cool, Daddio. ::snaps fingers::
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