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"It's over for us. If this oil comes ashore, it's just over for us," Rowell said angrily, rubbing his forehead. "Nobody wants no oily shrimp."
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- "Hey, where the white women at?"
- "Mongo like candy."
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2 comments:
Seek help! SEEEEEK HELP!
Oh, man, politically we are day and night (no surprises here)...
but I gotta admit, I'm really, REALLY loving the identify-the-caption contest. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? Really!
And... residual affection for Ted Kennedy aside, those topless photos of him are just wrong. Very, very wrong.
-- Lamont "One-Man Left-Wing Conspiracy" Cranston
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