So a few minutes ago I see this old lady walking down the street and she's wearing an ill-fitting sweatshirt that had the above logo/design on it.
I'm gonna kill a cat tonight.
It's her fault.
SO TO SUM UP:
Cats don't really leave paw prints on our hearts. They just don't.
Though some of them are kinda cute.
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Cats taste like chicken.
Finger rickin' good!
Tabbyman
Polythene Purrs
Back in the L.I.T.T.E.R.
...
Wait...I'm getting deja vu.
The only way a cat's leaving paw prints on your heart is if you're stupid enough to smuggle it into the OR during open-heart surgery.
That woman probably has pictures of her cats tattooed on her back.
The sweatshirt wasn't "ill-fitting"...that was just crazy cat lady fat bulging and oozing.
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