HOMELESS GUY: "I have the first issue of the Hulk I want to sell."
ME: "Great...let me take a look."
HOMELESS GUY: :::hands me an issue of something that is clearly not the Hulk #1::: "Here..."
ME: "Ummmm...this ain't a Hulk comic."
HOMELESS GUY: "Yes it is. It goes for $1000.00."
ME: "This ain't a Hulk comic. And it's tattered and torn. Even if it was it wouldn't be worth $1000.00."
HOMELESS GUY: "It's the first issue of Hulk. It's a collector's item classic."
ME: "Thank you for bringing it in. Cool comic."
HOMELESS GUY: "Hulk first issue. Thousand dollars."
ME: "Have a great day!"
HOMELESS GUY: "You too!"