So last night I went out with some friends to the movies.
Before said movies I had a lobster roll.
When I got home Wifey was still up. Here is the conversation we had:
ME: "I had a lobster roll."
WIFEY: "I'm glad for you."
ME: "YOU'RE NOT GLAD FOR ME AT ALL!!"
WIFEY: "I am!"
ME: "Liar. I think you're jealous."