Wednesday, March 07, 2012

I'm going to leave today's post untitled otherwise I'd have to put the word Asshole in it.

So a guy calls me the other day and asks if he can bring in some stuff to sell me.

I say sure. He brings it in.

Transaction complete.

Here is the conversation that followed.

HIM: "Well, it was good seeing you're still here."

ME: "Thanks...almost 29 years here."

HIM: "I haven't been in this store since Dan Levine worked here."

ME: "A Dan Levine never worked here."

HIM: "It was probably before your time."

ME: "Nope...I'm the owner, I know everybody that has ever worked here."

HIM: "You probably can't remember them all. No big deal."

ME: "Trust me, Dan Levine never worked here. Maybe you're thinking of another shop?"

HIM: "Nope, I used to come in all the time when Dan worked here."

ME: "Cool. Thanks for coming in. Tell Dan I said Hi."


So to sum up:
Dan Levine never worked here. I've never met a Dan Levine.


Dan Levine said...

I can't believe you don't remember me.

I always thought we had something special.

Anonymous said...

What about Danny Levine?

Beatles said...

I Wanna Be Your Dan

Devine Lanny said...

My money's on either your bad memory or the Robot or Bacon Ace giving a false name.

Anonymous said...

Why are my comments three hours behind?

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing you'll realize you're wrong any minute now...